January 2011
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Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
The Council of Elrond would've been so much more...
sarcasticholly:
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my ax!
Boromir: And my horn!
This particular brand of monkeyshitfuck is gonna be reversed come Monday. If it’s not, I expect to sell my soul to the most devil like creature I can find.
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
meginatree:
acciorupertgrint:
i’m usually like
I usally just glare them down. Jaywalker aw yeah
Times that Matt Bomer is sexy
christ-onabike:
In color:
In black and white:
In a tux:
In a suit:
In plaid:
In a cardigan
In a tight shirt:
In a wet shirt
and without a shirt:
Heh.
Shitfuckmonkey
Anyone want to bring a movie over…? I’d be down for a scary horror flick in about an hour.
i’m a watching top secret and i will not do a gif. you have to be jealous.
Quite simply over it. Unless you have pictures, videos, or stories about beautiful men - I. Do. Not. Want. To. Hear. It. (mahalo)
On second thought, only pretend to be me.
Be me.
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i realize i chose to leave clinton and chose to do this whole parental thing on my own without backup family but i am seriously going to lose my mind if i don’t get some backup soon. to be both good and evil at the same time is making me seriously doubt my abilities as a parent and as a person. the recovery period from his fits of normal response to a situation his doesn’t like breaks...
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